"Stop the birds": Brock's six-point plan
Point three is shouting at the sky. Point four is also shouting at the sky.
By Brock Granite ·
I'll say what they won't.
- Count the birds.
- Count them again, louder.
- Shout at the sky.
- Shout at the sky, but with feeling.
- Send them back to Twickenham.
- A strongly worded letter to the wind.
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