Britain HISTORIC: royal seen holding umbrella. We go live to the umbrella
Lady Penelope Fawning has been standing beside it in the rain since 4am. "It has never looked more umbrella," she says.
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Britain Ducks open café in Folkestone. Flat whites "suspiciously good"
Rex Mandible pressed his face to the window for three hours. The ducks offered him a croissant. He called it "a provocation".
Britain Diesel hits 200.01p. Rex fills up "for Britain", slowly, on camera
Record pump prices meet a man, a hatchback and a hand on his heart. Plus: this winter, mew to stay warm.
Britain "You can't turn back a bird": Rex takes on the parakeets
Our man on the cliffs tries a net. The parakeets try nothing at all.
Britain Britain mogged: newcomer's jawline "frankly better than ours"
Leaked image shows arrival with a beak "chiselled from granite". Studio in crisis.
Britain INVASION? 40 ducks spotted off Dover
"They looked very calm, which is suspicious," says our man on the cliffs.