OPINION: I'm not anti-duck. Some of my best friends are bread

I'll say what they won't.

I have nothing against ducks. I have fed ducks. I have watched ducks on a pond, from a respectful distance, as nature intended.

But when a duck sits in a boat with a monocle on, calm as you like, writing better code than my nephew, I have to ask: where does it end?

In my day a duck was a duck. And a face was a FACE.