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Storm Mandible: a towering windswept quiff, pointing at a map of Britain with red arrows converging on Kent
Illustration. Storm Mandible is a fictional character.
Weather

Storm Mandible

Foreign weather, crossing unchecked.

Show
Bone Idle
On air
Daily 14:00, and after every bulletin
Signs off
"Wrap up. Stay chiselled."

Storm Mandible is Rex's younger cousin and the only weather presenter in Britain to report every front as an invasion.

He describes Atlantic rain as "migrant weather" and storms named in Portugal as "not even named here". Every arrow on his map points at Kent.

His quiff has never moved in any wind, which meteorologists have described as "not possible".

Catchphrases

  • "Foreign weather, crossing unchecked."
  • "Cloudy, with a chance of grievance."
  • "This rain wasn't even NAMED here."

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