Britain mogged: newcomer's jawline "frankly better than ours"
Leaked image shows arrival with a beak "chiselled from granite". Studio in crisis.
By Rex Mandible ·
BB News can reveal the image that has rocked the studio.
One of the ducks, photographed at dawn, appears to have a better jawline than any presenter on this channel.
Rex Mandible watched the footage in silence for eleven minutes before saying, quietly: "It's mewing."
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