"They're taking our debugging jobs": duck fixes council website in nine minutes
Local IT department "furious" after eight-year backlog cleared before lunch.
A rubber duck that arrived on a Kent beach on Tuesday has repaired the county council's planning portal, which had been offline since 2018.
"It came over here and it just fixed it," said a council IT manager. "No meetings. No Teams call. It just looked at the code."
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