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INVASION? 40 ducks spotted off Dover

"They looked very calm, which is suspicious," says our man on the cliffs.

By Rex Mandible ·

Rex Mandible on the white cliffs of Dover, pointing in alarm at a dinghy full of rubber ducks
Rex Mandible on the white cliffs of Dover, pointing in alarm at a dinghy full of rubber ducks

We're not against ducks, but

At 06:14 this morning a grey inflatable carrying approximately forty golden rubber ducks was seen heading for the Kent coast.

Each duck wore a small top hat. Several wore monocles. None were shouting.

"I'm not against ducks. I just think we need an honest conversation about ducks." — Rex Mandible

The questions nobody is asking

  • Why are they so calm?
  • Who taught them to sit in rows?
  • Is the monocle a reading monocle?

BB News asked the Home Office for comment. A spokesperson said: "They are rubber ducks."

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